The World’s First Pump-N-Burn Token Mechanism
What is Useless?
So what do you do with a useless token? You burn it, of course! The magic and power behind this token is novel concept that we lovingly refer to as “Pump-N-Burn” — we have devised an app ecosystem with the explicit purpose of generating profit, buying back the token, and burning it straight to hell. This makes us the first hyper-hyper-deflationary token. Buybacks and burn — but on steroids!
Yes, you read that right: we loop company profits directly into buying and burning $USELESS. Many tokens try to monetize their projects, but you’ll hear people saying “That’s great you’re monetizing that, but how does that help me as a token investor”? In our case, all corporate profit gets injected back into the token. This is the power of it all: Investing in $USELESS means you’re investing in the business too.
What makes us special?
- 0 Happy Clients- Well, to be fair we also have 0 unhappy clients. Why should a token have clients?
- 100% Transparent- That this token is useless and must be burned.
- 5 Days of Experience- Learned how to create website and token contract from watching Indian YouTubers.
- 0 Awards- Well, maybe we’ll get some in the future for being so utterly useless.
- 1 Registered Corporate Entity- Now we’re just going to have to figure out how to tell the IRS that we burned all of our profits.
- 6 Doxxed Team Members- People wanted to see our faces and names — probably for modeling inquiries, I’m guessing.
Deflationary- 8% Tax/Transaction- 4% goes to holders- 4% goes to liquidity
- 1 Quadrillion Tokens Minted- Nowadays, you have to mint a Quadrillion or you’re not cool. If you’re feeling frisky, click the link to verify token creation. (https://bscscan.com/tx/0x46b2110a558dd509813ff25c2e288d7d65627a04d37826e506d2b802ff0bfbcd)
- 250 Trillion Burned- Everybody is doing it, so why the hell not, you know that I can just mint 750 Trillion to begin with, but nooo, lets do this extra step. (https://bscscan.com/tx/0x9cf85e18a86d9c4265080995555348c0800ed8b2e80d96c4ff4c660718c3df1e)
- Liquidity Creation- Here you can check the number of LP tokens created, which is important for the next section. Look at you go, reading all of this! (https://bscscan.com/tx/0xf7c2e65ace95aee6707db55b1380fff170bbe4d044044bc8cc9c2c4fcb93363c)
- LP Locked- The total number of LP tokens locked should be the same from the LP creation, meaning that the initial LP is locked for 4 years.
We Have Merch!
Merch sales so useless we burn the proceeds
Basically, our proceeds are used to buy more USELESS! This will increase the price by buying the supply and by removing tokens from circulation. The burn adds up and gets our wheelbarrow to the sun faster!
Basically, the more merch you buy the more valuable your USELESS tokens become. So you can get rich and rock sick merch at the same time! Buying this merch is like getting it for free later. Tell a friend.
P.S. Visit our website to read our whitepaper. We think you’ll really enjoy it.